LOL! But seriously, folks...my garage has a really high ceiling so I figure why not make the most of it and get the bikes all the way up there. I'm just a little leery of suspending them by the bars/seat. I was thinkin' of goin' with the stem/top tube or rear wheel. They shouldn't be hanging up there for really long periods of time(I hope). Might be moot anyway--in addition to being a weakling, I'm pretty lazy.