I was riding my unicycle along the highway when a pickup truck full of rednecks came along and emptied a garbage can of cow manure over the top of my head, then took the can and threw it over me so I couldn't see. With my arms stuck down, I blindly wobbled about on the unicycle until I flipped over the guardrail and rolled down the hill (with garbage can stuck on my head) and splashed into the lake. (budumpity bump bump bump....... splash!)

However, the next day I was out there riding again.. day after day. I never quit and it never happened again.