OMG what a freakin pansy. MT DOOM?
Pcad a 7% avg hill for a mile is about a 7 min effort. HTFU! You REALLY need to come out to So Cal and ride some real hills and MOUNTAINS. We have plenty of 20+% climbs that go on for miles.
Now you do have some redeeming value with that crib. Apparently you have
some taste. It's so purtee also like a dollhouse.

You've done ok for yourself. NICE WORK!