Originally Posted by
patentcad
You could leave your $15K Cervelo with Lews leaning against your garage door in June, go to Europe, and when you got back in September it would still be there. There's no crime here. The biggest hazard is T-boning a deer on your bicycle. Or stumbling into a pissed off mama bear.
He was asking about the neighborhood watch for
your sake, not your bike. He was afraid you'd get lost in your own neighborhood and walk off a cliff or something.