Too bad I'd feel bad about fighting fire with fire.
HAH.
I'd start carrying a watergun loaded with ammonia + water. Just for a little eye burn effect.

ok... should go there, because now we'll get all kinds of bad ideas.

Totally kidding. I'm just suprised people are throwing money around actually. In this economy and all? I don't know about them, but I don't have money to waste on throwing at anyone!