By popular demand. I'm not the chap who started this tradition, but when I got home the magazine was waiting for me and I had to go to the bathroom...

Anyway:
--if you have lots of money you can buy a really nice bike.
--if you spend even more money you can get it properly fitted.
--riding can be addictive.
--people who ride bikes turn out to be better people.
--there's a long article about some chick named Heidi. I don't read stuff like that.
--Katya Meyers is smoking hot.

I think that hits the high points. Feel free to add.