But I love when I'm in a long turn lane (like to go to Kroger in the evenings) and I'm doing about 20 mph, a car blows by me, cuts into the turn lane and SLOWS ME DOWN while he/she hunts for a parking space.

you HAD to be in such a rush, yet I get to park by the door, and I'd be willing to be that by the time you're walking through the door, I'm half done with my shopping.