Listen to this man. He is wise, manly, sweet, and saucy all at the same time. And his birthday is tomorrow. By this time you know bike polo exists and you are curious. Come out and play, we will shower you with mallets, give you kool-aid, beer, or kisses when you show up and you will have some fun. Its competitive and entertaining and I've already been to a bunch of cities that otherwise I would have never gone to.
Check it!
Go Orioles!