that toby keith quote isn't toby's.... i remember hearing somebody say that back in the 70's and i used it many times right up until i heard toby sing it... tossed it out like yesterday's fish after that....
for a 50+ slogan.... how about.... 'cuz i said so, dammit!
or... two rules for success.... 1) don't tell 'em everything you know.
be well,
jim