Don't be jealous. Every new bike put me closer to living in the garage. My wife said, "No more" after the third. I pulled the "it was on sale" routine a few times, then a "I need a winter bike" for one, then a couple of "I was bidding and didn't expect to win" for another few, then finally I gave up and agreed to stop at this point.

She reminds every time she wants to buy something, "oh, I can't have THAT but you can have all those bikes...!". At parties, the with common response from others "you have only two legs, so whay all the bikes".

Trust me, I need them all to get away from the abuse. She also can't hide the fact that I lost over 70 lbs. initially before adding muscle back. I guess that means I'll live longer and healthier (just to hear more about it). Kind of a catch-22, hey....?