I took the alternate route this morning. I was scheduled to give blood and that route took me past the blood collection site.

I finish giving blood, the lady gives me the usual post-donation instructions, then looks at me and says, "You're going to ride away from here, aren't you?"

"Yep." Only about .75 miles from there to my building, no big deal.

I arrived at the bike rack only to find some jerk had taken my usual parking spot! The "jerk" in question was actually Big Ron; he and I now work in the same building. Just kidding big guy!