oops. did I say that?
hmmm... first round's on me, Mike.
FWIW When I met my wife, she had just broken her collarbone from a bike accident. She dubbed her bad arm the "bum flipper". I guess I was a dutiful enough boyfriend that she kept me and married me. But I remember all too well what a hassle it was for her. Buttoning a shirt, shoelaces, cooking, showers. Ugh! As I remember, we did a lot of drinking during that time.
hic