Suburbia + Surburbanite attitudes = Loose dogs whilst down the street marveling at neighbors new Viper in the driveway, "LOL Woofy is chasing that bicyclist!!!!! HAW HAW HAW"

My development is the sort where people will smile to your face but not invite you to the block party on your street.

I guess thats what I get for reporting my neighbor to the water district for washing ALL THREE CARS TWICE A WEEK with our very limited water supply in the East Bay. Oh yeah and he doesn't use a nozzle.