Obviously, some of you guys don't get it, so here's some instructions regarding Creepy vs. Not Creepy. It's all based on real-life scenarios.
1) * Average looking guy in college asking if I'd like to go out sometime and then taking me to a decent restaurant and having a nice talk.--Not Creepy. (Wins more dates.)
* College football star taking me to a movie, where I couldn't even focus on the film for having to pull his octopus-like arms and hands off my body every 30 seconds.--Creepy
2) * Average looking guy at work asking me if I'd like to go out sometime.--Not Creepy (He ended up getting a few years of my time.)
* Married supervisor with 2 kids asking the above average looking guy about the size of my nipples in comparison to various U.S. coin denominations--Creepy
3) * Average looking guy who hung out with me, talked and listened to the "real" stuff.--Gay
, but not creepy.
* Physically attractive guy in college bragging about how all the girls love to suck his d--- (while most of us believed he was a closet case). Definitely creepy.
4) * Co-worker casually telling me that I looked "cute" when dressing up to go out after work.--Not creepy. (I'd have been willing to explore options with that one, but he was just getting off a bad relationship.)
* Co-worker asking me and every other single woman in my workplace out.--Creepy
5) * Co-worker (at least 20 years older than me) asking me to turn around so he can see my calves, then commenting that I'm a biker, and then going back to his other joking around--Not creepy. (I might have considered that one, if I were single. He seemed like fun.)
*Co-worker (my age) staring at my b00bs the entire time I approach and at my @$$ until I turn the corner--Creepy.
...Hopefully, this is enough to give the moral of the story: It ain't about the looks. Be respectful and you won't get grief. You might even get some.
