It is funny because among other things, you suggest that the OP should take the bike with him into the gym, and put it beside his bench or machine while he works out. Have you been to a gym before? Don't you realize how hazardous that would be? Most gyms don't even allow a gym bag into the training area, you have to lock it up in your locker. A folding bike? Hilarious.

Then you had to diss Bromptons and Stridas because of their wheel size. What's next, you suggesting that your small wheeled Carry Me handles potholes as good as the larger wheeled folders? Or maybe claim that you don't need to oil folder's chains?

Sorry to burst your bubble but I also post in other threads. And I see no problem with quoting you in my sig, hey if you really believe that is true then you should be glad I am advertising it. Thanks by the way for the PM you sent me. Why does it have a lot of asterisks though?

To the OP, I would find a way to lock it inside the gym. Since you would go there regularly, it doesn't hurt to inquire politely and/or befriend maintenance/security personnel. That's what I do and it turns out that a couple of employees also park their bikes inside, and they permitted me to store my Brompton beside their bikes.