Maybe you can get Ted Shred to ride the death bike!! He would go down in history Evil Knievel style. I think Ted will be lucky to make it past 30 riding like that. Have you ever seen those hammock style seats on bikes, it should definitely have one of those. On topic for a second, I hope most people assume buyer beware on CL. If I see something I like but I don't know anything about, I google it. We have a guy trying to sell a spray painted Raleigh sports, stripped bare, fixie......$450.00, buyer beware is the key. CL has info about avoiding scams all over their site, with good reason. Seriously though, this thread, is hilarious.