I would like to be sponsored by Budwiser for the simple reason that...
My greatest accomplishment in bicycling is bicycle commuting full time. Oh ya, and touring is another, you know, 'really big thang' I suppose. No racing yet.
So, anyway, I would like Budwiser to sponsor me so that the Budwiser girls to cheer for me and pour their attention on me when I roll into work everyday. They could jump up and down and squeel, "OOooooooh, look girls! Here he comes! Go, Mike, Go. We are so happy you are here today to help create jobs and make the lives of so many people wonderful. (All the while smiling big Brittany Spears smiles with their straight white teeth) .
Then I would say, "Thank you, ladies, now I must go inside to save the company, and quite possibly the world! Farewell (and see you at lunch wink wink
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It would really make me look forward to coming to work even on days when I would rather do something more productive