I rarely get mixed up in these sorts of pissing contests, but the OP really pissed me off.
Sure, tear someone down for being fit enough to be able to ride 65 miles. Tear someone down for being excited about his accomplishment. Great, good for you. Do you feel better now?
Wouldn't it have been much more positive to congratulate him or her on a job well done? But then I'm likely talking to myself here.
If you haven't got something positive to say, then tuck your fingers away and keep them from the keyboard.
jesspal, big congratulations on your first metric! That's wonderful.
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