Originally Posted by slvoid
Have you tried asking him what kind of man would dress up in tight spandex, get on the floor with another man dressed the same way, then proceed to grope and grab each other until you're sitting on him, crotch to ass, for 10 seconds?
Absolutely. He said that wrestlers are hard-asses. To this, I reminded him of the "check the oil" move and how rolling around with another guy on a mat is way more "****" than dressing up in clothing that protects you from the elements while you blissfully experience 30 miles of exercise, soul searching and scenery. All I got is a "Whatever, ***, you wear tights."