I had a car honking and carrying on behind me tonight on my way to work. The car passed closely but quickly took off. I did my damndest to catch up but the lights didn't work in my favour. It made for a hell of a warm up though. I thought they wanted to play with me in their tough Hyundai Pony race car but they just sped off around a corner. I was sad. At least it made for a quicker than usual ride to work.

I once got a guy good who honked at me and pulled up beside me. I pressed my freshly pressurized air horn in his face. It was priceless. He too raced off and blew a red light to make a left turn ahead. What a hero he was. I'm sure the trashy girlfriend in the shotgun seat was impressed by his manhood.

It's stuff like that that makes me wish I could afford a helmet cam and microphone. I'm certain shows like "Reel TV" would eat it up for a pretty penny. Of course if enough cyclists got together with cams, we could make our own show. It'd be sweet.