By trying to avoid the aesthetics of the hipster, you have inadvertently become one. The key is to admit your hipness, thus freeing yourself from it.
The Hipster Paradox is quite tricky.
damn your right. my hipness is not hideable. That is a tricky line to walk. I sure love my baggy pants still......and the line is way easier to walk in those pants.
But seriously, in the long run what bike will be the better choice for durability and versatility? I really don't give a **** about colors, looks, hip or not. I just want a solid bike thats going to last for many a good year.