What do I win? And who is Mr. Gear Jammer?

I've been checking online about my pesky rear wheel, lo and behold others have similar issues, and more. Many posts about the Bontrager race wheels not staying true, especially with heavy 200+ riders. In addition others have found cracks around the spoke holes. Guess what I just found around my rear spoke holes? And a crack on my seat mast. Off to Joes I go. Trek is supposed to have a really great warranty, we'll see.