How 'bout this:

Make me an offer on a 50cm road bike, preferabbly closer to 20lbs than 30.

I've got lots of other wants but no real requirements:
1. Green is a nice color.
2. No major scratches is always nice.
3. No cotters is even better.
4. Italy and Japan are nice places.
5. I like campy. I like cage pedals. but I don't care much.

Go for it. Shoot, sports.
Let's deal.