Old 11-19-08, 10:40 AM
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calamarichris
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Originally Posted by uke
Far better advocacy groups.
Bwahaha. Yeah right. Most motorcyclists can't even pronounce the word advocacy.
Sorry they bother you, but I I've learned to appreciate those annoying loud bikes. Thanks to them, all of my bikes have been equipped with free stealth technology. It's true! I regularly fly past speed-traps at 15 over the posted speed limit and the officers sometimes even wave at me.
They've been utterly conditioned to equate speed with noise and I therefore don't appear to be speeding to them.
I used to get annoyed at those loud bikes "ruining public perceptions of my pasttime", but now I thank those buffoons for eating all my tickets. If we were all gazelles running around on the Serengeti Plains, this would be the equivalent of the majority of the herd wearing belled collars to announce to the lion that dinner is on the way.
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