Professional loafers, perhaps. Hey, I won £25 on a HC once, that makes me professional, no?

Interestingly, the frame (dug righteously out of a skip) is kind of mainstream, with a twist. It's a Raleigh frame, but the headbadge proclaims it to be made in South Africa. I'd love to know how it came to England- I guess some African chap really liked his bike.

The paint job, well, I went to get the compulsory hammerite to cover the rust, and got a bit carried away... I now have the most pimped hack bike in the club. Maybe we need a new website, called "pimpmyhack.com" for people with similarly silly training bikes

p.s. it's Where's Wally over here!