Originally Posted by
Flatballer
Correct. I'll tell you a psychology secret:
EVERYTHING in the world is driven by the desire for sex. Everything we do revolves around the desire for sex. Everything other animals do is also motivated by sex. Sex makes the world go 'round.
Vanity is just a way to get more sex. So is cycling. And working. And having money. And buying cars. And studying at an institution of higher learning. There isn't a single thing that doesn't relate back to sex.
Free life lesson for ya.
If that's the case, why not shave the back too? Because everyone knows that men with hairless backs go farther in life.