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Old 11-21-08 | 07:51 PM
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So, apologies if you think I'm being a pain in the ass posting to a 1 year old topic, but I just stumbled upon this when trying to research if there was any relation between biking and roids, as I'm having a hard time believing my doctor who says, "No Way". I have not had any other the other "Normal Causes" circumstances, so I'm looking for the reason why some higher being just decided to F#$! me where the sun don't shine.
I commute about 8 miles daily, and take my bike out regularly for leisure as well, so probably put a few thousand miles on my bike a year. I have one of the rugged, kevlar seats on there now. Everyone else that tries my bike cant understand how I ride with a chunk of steel between my buns. I just like the ruggedness of the seat as it takes a few hits now and then downhill freestyle, and it stays out in the elements sometimes. It withstands everything!

I feel horrible that many of you have had years of troubles, where I've just begun, but I got royally screwed with a like level 4 external thrombotic all in one night, so WTF. I think I would remember if I had attempted to launch an A-bomb out the day before. So I learned a lot about these little slugs in a few short weeks. On the ole Metamucil, boy do those babys fall out now. So from the readings I'm off to a good start on the fiber, but why I went from 0 to 4 I can't understand, as I never had any issues before that I was aware of. Maybe that little itch WAS telling me something.

What I'm wondering is, How long do you all usually have the outbreak/symptoms? I know you all probably don't have them externally, so you might think they're gone when they're really just schlepping around waiting for a rainy day. But just on average how long do you believe they last?
I'm on month 3, but I'm seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, as the light can make it's way around again. Is this normal behavior by consensus/experience?
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