Well, I'm out of the woods now. Was mostly a pain sitting anywhere, and I didn't commute on my bike for almost a month till I was fairly comfortable. Getting up, coughing, laughing, crying. Season premier sitcoms were out of the picture for fear of laughing.
You never know how much your ass is connected to everything else you do in life till you're handed one of these puppies.
I was just looking for a census of how long they last in general. When I first went in to the doc, he just gave my hydrocortisone, and said "sitz baths" and it should go away in a week or so. Well, two months later I started becoming more concerned. This is why I was looking for a more realistic survey.