You wear ugly clothes. I've never seen your clothes but you've never seen my bike so can we start making out now?

Maybe 1 out of 50 times I've hit my knee on my drops when pulling them out of a "balls on stem" skid. Not a major issue but not a lot of fun but still only the minor reason for why I don't prefer drops. My bike fits me fine, in fact one of them was custom built for me. Ah damn, I'm sorry I ****ed up the whole internet hyperbole thing. What I meant to say was, learn to blah blah blah with your mom's dick blah blah. Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth...the a man an internet connection and he'll act like a total *******.