I had a friend of mine that was using spandex for the first time. Waiting in the left turn lane with the cars at a light. When he got the green he tried to hurry so not to tie up traffic. It was a big intersection 4 lanes. His new pants got caught by the front of his seat as he stood on the peddals. His pants ripped all the way off and he fell in the middle of the intersection. Nothing but a totally ripped up pair of new pants with only his jock strap on. With cars going around him a guy from the gas station came running over with a towel for him to put around him. The funniest story I have every heard.