his first mistake was talking to a little kid and taking them seriously.

little kids are big pieces of ****. i like saying things like "shut the hell up kid" or just relentlessly mocking their pre-pubescent stupid voices.

when i used to skate there'd be a ton of annoying little kids at skateparks. you gotta keep them in their place by being a total dick. its cruel but necessary. give a kid an inch, he takes a mile. or he smokes you on his beat up bike and then a bunch of people on the internet tear into you for a couple of hours