Winter beater! It is ghetto fabulous.
Step 1: Chuck steel 24" wheels, derailleurs, brakes, stem shifters, and comically narrow bars.
Step 2: Replace chucked bits with 26" wheels, new Tektro caliper brakes/hoods/levers, moustache bars
Step 3: Profit.
I wonder how long it will take me to break the cottered cranks.
Edit: Wow. This picture kind of sucks. Sorry!