Down at the beach you should have seen those white pointers narly a cozzie in site - it was almost worth dodging the brown eyed mullet! I was flat out like a lizard drinking keeping an eye out. Phwaor it was dry as nun's nasty. My grunders were grinning like a shot fox as if they were at the Gabba. Downed a few XXXX coldies and headed off, but the booze bus was out and I had to blow in the bag. I offered a bushman's hanky but the copper wasn't interested and treated me like a dero and shoved me in the divvy van. I was mad as a cut snake deadset true! I chundered inside but there was little room and got my clackers covered.