I'll second going getto and building a trailer out of scrap wood, a BMX bike from Goodwill and a chunk of old tire for a hitch. It's really a fun project and you get a cool trailer for way under a $100. Invite friends! Buy beer! Just use the power tools BEFORE drinking.

Give the new beast a name and snazzy paint job. At least if you get laid off, you'll have the perfect rig for picking cans up off the side of road for extra income