Tool,
Why didn't you explain this in you OP? You have a nerve addressing us as ASTERISKS! Your OP makes you sound like a jack@ss. It's not our fault that you suck @ conveying your thoughts.
You live in a quiet neighborhood and drunk people abandon bikes all the time???
HAHAHAH!!! You lying thief!
Dude you were supposed to divine the make and model by casting twigs, duh.