When the last kid left home, we got a fake. I put it up today. I tried to get off with just putting up the top half, but the missus insisted I put the bottom half up too. Feels like it weighs around 500 pounds. Lights are on it, but wife insists on putting on about a hundred or so ornaments, many of them made by the kids when they were in elementary school.
If it was just me, it would be like DnvrFoxs' only smaller.
