Hmmm... I don't know if I'm Fred enough.

Backpack with spare tube, more wrenches than I need, screw driver for derailer, tire kit, mini pump.
Preferred clothing is cotton tshirt with 15 year old bike shorts with padding and tennis shoes.
Lights front and back.
Fenders with a rack for the backpack in back.
1975 John Deere without kickstand but with alloy rims.
Like to follow traffic laws, except for the occasional speeding.
Skateboarder helmet with home-made visor, don't like the helmets with points in the rear.

But the possible un-Fredness, I gotta go fast as I can go. Just can't take it easy, drives me nuts to bike with people who aren't going fast.