Haha... they look like geriatric Velcro shoes.
Hahaha, cue the bitter, poor hipsters chiming in. I imagine many of you say the same when you see me on the road. I'm usually traveling fast enough where you are all reduced to a multi-colored plaid blur of flat-brimmed hats and blown-out, crotchless jeans though. Besides, I'd imagine getting the same type of derisory comments if I showed up to the track rocking vans and clips instead. Half the people chiming in have only ever used clips, go figure. Besides, what's wrong with being really OG and rocking the geriatric stylo? It's one more way for me to say I've been doing the "fixie" thing since day one, SON! One love.