Waterboarding is better than electrodes on the genitals.
Most of the time
I thought those were the voices in my head.
A very, very low bar indeed.
It's still riding a bike.
Can and do. They also don't mark your skewers up and burn up your tires as badly.
The difference between rollers and trainers is the difference between somebody accidentally passing gas in a small room and somebody deliberately passing gas in a small room then bragging about it.
In any case neither should be discussed in polite company or in public.