Originally Posted by Brianwh
... and these carbon fibre bikes! How candy ass are they?!
First time I rode one it burst into flames from air friction in the first ten seconds!
I had to finish the ride holding the front wheel axle with my two hands and the rear wheel axle with my toes. And what do you know? That same damn traffic cop stops me AGAIN for speeding! Where's the justice?!
Jitensh de GO!
This is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read!