67 - Recently infected with "moon fungus" on an outing.
66 - Lee lee sobieski finally returned my calls.
65 - Dept. of Homeland Security confiscated bike, classified it as WMD, and detonated it after unfortunate misunderstanding involving old faded "My Bike Is Da Bomb" sticker on top tube in which "Da" was rubbed off.
64 - My seat fell off, tried to sit down, proctologist says I won't be able to ride for a month.
63 - Chugged too much chain lube.
62 - Gold plating my groupset.
Last edited by slvoid; 12-26-04 at 09:46 PM.