I was taking a nice casual cruise about 16-17 and some dude came up and sucked on my wheel for about 4 miles and never saying a word, but I could hear he was breathing pretty heavy. I asked him to take the drivers seat for a while, he just looked at me and kept wheel sucking, I asked again a mile later, no dice.
I don't drop people too often, my big butt blocks a lot of wind and it takes a lot of power to get moving too much beyond 19 by myself, but I did pick up the pace to about 20 over the last 5 miles and left him behind. I finished the ride and it took me about 20 mins to pack up and head for home. As I was driving out of the trail head, I saw him limping up dripping in sweat all over his brand new Scott Addict R3. I just laughed and waved as I drove off drinking my protein mix.
The fact that this 150 lb guy got dropped by someone on a bike that cost maybe a 1/3 of his and weighs 295 is just funny to me.