Originally Posted by shiftlessbast-
I dunno, kind of lame...no soccer balls or goalies. Plus they never use their front wheels

Did you notice those front wheels don't flop around with all their movement? If I tried that with any of my bikes (like I ever could), my fork would do a 360 in short order. Looks like they've got the headsets tightened down to make the fork static yet managable if the need arises.