Originally Posted by Mr. Underbridge

That would be one way. I propose a modified version:

1. Keep riding bike
2. Buy suburban or old van - cheapest, oldest, crappiest available.
3. Park car in company-sponsored parking space
4. Remove engine and hood.
5. Plant flowers in area vacated by engine block.
6. Weld enormous loop of ship-anchor chain to chassis.
7. Ride bike to work each day, u-lock bike to anchor chain.

If they insist you use a parking space, do so.