the chernobyl thing was revealed to be a hoax, i believe.
and i know that minneapolis is not the place. good city, but still a city. i don't plan to stay here in order to get away...
as far as the bowel movement solution, well...it happened, but i'm still thinking the same way.
maybe this is all stemming from the fact that i got a new tent and a rivendell adam bag (tent fits inside!) for christmas...really makes one want to set out into the wild.