You forgot "no brakes".
It has a SA-type internal gear hub (not hooked up), but there isn't a coaster brake torque arm anywhere to be seen....

And I love the Once-Silver, rust-covered Profile Boa stem for the stoker.


I think this bike is a fine example of the term "Basket Case". It has no redeeming features at all. White spray paint, bent up fenders, wrong wheels, wrong handlebars, wrong stoker stem.... There's nothing to like about it. Well, except for its amusement value....