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Project OMeHA

Old Men Hauling Ass

Membership qualifications: 40+ w/ the ability, or at least the desire, to haul ass in any (semi)competitive cycling discipline.

Purpose: To engender respect for the 40+ crowd by, whenever possible, crushing the souls of the young punks.

Motto: "If we can't beat them, we can at least make them suffer."

Benefits: Virtual comradeship, motivation and support, yet another membership number and jersey, possible group discount for Viagra.

Role models: Deadly Ned Overend, Tinker Jaurez

Anyone?

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