I was riding home from a party with a few drinks in me along with vomitron when a carful of teenagers drove passed me and egged me. Ha ha, jokes on me. Then they turned aroudn and did it again.

Well that pissed me off so I pulled my u lock outta my bag and pedaled towards them. They had turned into a sidesteet so as to attack me again, and I pedaled straight towards them with my u lock in hand, vomitron with his bike chain. They freaked out and drove off, I kept behind them for a bit and was tempted to hurl my lock through thier back window but resisted. Sissies.