Here's two different kinds of numbskulls:
***ONE OF A KIND "AWESOME" BIKE!!! SALE, L@@K!!! (LITTLETON) This one just screams: 'I'm a MORON'
http://denver.craigslist.org/bik/989706157.html
Univega Sportour 12 Speed Road Bike - $495 (Longmont) Total dumbass from the Universe of the Lost
'Bike is in great condition and rideable, although rims need to be trued and tires need to be replaced.'

http://denver.craigslist.org/bik/989234951.html