Originally Posted by
Santaria
I also have a Chevy Suburban for sale, you'd be a dick not to buy it off me if you live locally and don't want to help me feed his kids too

Completely inappropriate analogy. Nobody is asking you for help picking a car and then running off to buy a car from somebody else. You're also not a dealership. You're not a garage. You're not a business. You don't have employees. You don't have overhead. I could go on.